She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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