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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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