I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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