he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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