She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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