going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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