Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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