I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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