Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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