thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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