Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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