we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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