i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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