I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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