I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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