Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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