4 words: hood of his car
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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