What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Drake has all the answers
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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