Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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