For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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