dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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