I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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