i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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