I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's great music for shaving your balls
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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