doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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