Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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