I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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