I bet he comes in French.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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