Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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