Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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