More tranny stories later!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.