butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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