We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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