thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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