i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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