We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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