dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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