first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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