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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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