I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
