do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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