Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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