Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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