Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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