member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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