Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
All I want is dick and wine.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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