We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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