how can u be prego again
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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