This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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