I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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