People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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