your room smells of hookers.
And success
kristin has been a bad kristin
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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