Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Life is so much better after having sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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