At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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