are you still at the devil's house?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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