"it" just moved
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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