oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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