Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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