I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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