i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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