So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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